May 2013
7 posts
April 2013
10 posts
February 2013
20 posts
3 tags
Teacher: You have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for two, how many have you got left?
Me: 10
Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, what would you have left then?
Me: 10 cakes and a dead body
3 tags
3 tags
January 2013
10 posts
1 tag
KPOP/ASIAN GIF SPAM!!!!! **GIFS ARE NOT MINE**
sapphireblukyu:
**GIFS ARE NOT MINE. CREDIT TO THEIR OWNERS**
December 2012
142 posts
djsckatzen:
ineloquentformalities:
what-my-dreams-are-made-of:
madehimsaycomfychairs:
i was talking to my boyfriend
and i was trying to describe a type of marine animal
but i couldn’t think of it’s name
so i said ‘sea pancake’
manta ray.
manta ray is the word i was looking for.
SCREEEEECH
iM’ GONAN FRCIKKING PISS MYSPELF
